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 Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 6:05 pm Post subject: New diet plan for men |
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A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10-lb weight loss Program.
The next day, there's a knock on the door, and there stands before
him a voluptuous, athletic, 19-year-old babe dressed in nothing but a
pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.
She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss
Company. The sign reads, 'If you can catch me, you can have me.'
Without a second thought, he takes off after her.
A few miles later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up.
The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing
happens.
On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has
lost 10 lbs as promised.
He calls the company and orders their 5-day, 20-pound
program.
The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most
stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life.
She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around
her neck that reads, 'If you catch me, you can have me'.
Well, he's out the door after her like a shot.
This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such
luck.
So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him
gradually getting in better and better shape.
Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he
discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs as promised.
He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order
the 7-day, 50-pound program.
'Are you sure?' asks the representative on the phone. 'This is our
most rigorous program.'
'Absolutely,' he replies, 'I haven't felt this good in years.'
The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it,
he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink
running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, 'If I catch you,
your ass is mine.
He lost 63 pounds that week
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